A lot of you are wondering how my sweet husband fared with three kids while I was away for 7 days with Dalai T. You also are curious how and why I ended up in the Amazon rainforest.
A quick explanation: a good friend of mine works a lot in Brazil (above in purple) and has many great connections. Her son and my son are in the same 3rd grade class. They spent most of this year studying the rainforest so she came up with the great idea of taking some of the boys on a rainforest adventure with their moms. Sold!
This meant that Dalai Dan would have to fend for himself with the other 3 kids: Max (11), Daniel (6) and Annabelle (5).
Before you give the man too much credit, you have to take into consideration my formula, n-1. Simply put, no matter if you have 2 kids or 8 kids, take one away and it is exponentially easier. And there are usually diminishing returns after one child since then they feel entitled to your focused attention. Jeez.
I got a sense they didn’t miss me much almost immediately. My first interaction was with Dalai Daniel:
“Oh, honey, it is so good to see you – I missed you so much!” I said to him. He is very stoic and not one to say anything too loving, so I was surprised when he said,
“I was SOOOO different when you were gone.” My heart was melting.
“We got to eat junk food all the time!” Well, doesn’t that just warm the heart…
Over the course of the next few hours, I learned that dad is basically a GOD. The Messiah had come for 7 days, saving them from the dark forces of chores, bedtimes, healthy eating and general sound parenting.
1. They ate out for every meal.
2. They stayed up late eating popcorn and watching Modern Family every night.
3. They rotated sleeping with dad.
4. They each got to pick out a toy at the toy store.
5. They got ice cream frequently.
6. They each picked out their own cereal: Coco Krispies, Frosted Flakes, and Captain Crunch.
7. They went to the movies and where encouraged to eat candy.
8. They went to a friends ranch, swam in the creek, and got ticks.
9. They practiced baseball batting at the park to test a new bat and batting gloves.
10. They went to the pool and the Messiah actually got in and swam with them.
How do I even begin to pick up the pieces? I am doomed. Jehovah has given them a taste of the sweet life and now they expect fudge bars and Family Guy.
It’s going to be a long summer…
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